Breakfast:
1 dozen eggs fried in bacon grease
2 pounds of thick country style bacon
6 biscuits and gravy
14 pancakes
3 waffles
a fifth of syrup
1 loaf of white toast
6 sticks of butter - straight up
1 half gallon of OJ
1 half gallon of whole milk
Lunch:
How ever many all you can eat Chinese buffets he passes on the way to the stadium.
Pre Game:
4 pounds of chicken, beef, pork, and steak alfredo
2 loaves of garlic bread
4 pints of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (flavor doesn't matter)
Post game prior to reaching locker room:
20 pieces of KFC fried chicken (half orignal/half crispy)
1 large side of mash potatoes with extra gravy
6 biscuits with a 1/2 gallon of honey
1 gallon of whole milk
Once in locker room:
1 dozen crispy creme glazed donuts
2 large pizzas - one supreme, one topped with fried chicken, a honey baked ham, and 1 tub of butter
2 slabs of ribs
1 pound of curly fries
4 pounds of tortilla chips
3 jars of queso
1 two foot by 4 foot Carvel ice cream cake
4 packs of Oreos
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4 comments:
what? no midnight snack?
That would fall under the day after game day menu since it is midnight or later. Feel free to throw something in there for shits and giggles though.
It'd be interesting to see what a man who weighs 350lbs really eats. You've got to think that he burns a lot of calories (yeah I know he's a limenam, but still) playing football, carrying that tank of a frame around. To actually sustain 350lbs really speaks to the volume of food he consumes. I'd be willing to bet he eats more in one day than the average person eats in three or four days.
What you don't believe me that that is his actual menu. Man, I ain't bullshittin!
I wonder how he would stack up to Michael Phelps diet. Did you hear about that during the Olympics? Dude ate like a fucking stoner big time!!
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