I thought it was only fitting that I do Matt "Mangnum PI Stache" Jones with his impending doom impending as we speak or type or blog or wtf ever you wanna call it.
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Breakfast: 2 lines of pure Columbian Heaven, 3 red bulls
Mid-Day Snack: 1 line of Florida snow, snickers bar, 1 red gatorade
Lunch: 1 Panama red fatty laced with Star-Spangled Powder (only so he’ll be hungry for pre-game), 1 Coca-Cola
Pre-game: 4 piece fried chicken, fried okra, 2 packs of skittles, 1 white frosty from Wendy’s, some funyons, 4 red bulls
Halftime fix: 3 bumps of Yeyo, 5 red bulls
Post Game – On the way to the locker room: 1 line of prime time off 6 of the cheerleaders asses, 6 red bulls
Post Game – On the way home: 2 blunts, an eight ball of toot, 7 red bulls, and some ho named Latashaniqua
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Hey man did you do the Brett Favre post on KSK today?
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