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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Today's Fictional NFL Player's Game Day Menu: Shaun Rogers, #92 Browns, 6' 4", 350 lbs



Breakfast:

1 dozen eggs fried in bacon grease
2 pounds of thick country style bacon
6 biscuits and gravy
14 pancakes
3 waffles
a fifth of syrup
1 loaf of white toast
6 sticks of butter - straight up
1 half gallon of OJ
1 half gallon of whole milk


Lunch:

How ever many all you can eat Chinese buffets he passes on the way to the stadium.


Pre Game:

4 pounds of chicken, beef, pork, and steak alfredo
2 loaves of garlic bread
4 pints of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (flavor doesn't matter)


Post game prior to reaching locker room:

20 pieces of KFC fried chicken (half orignal/half crispy)
1 large side of mash potatoes with extra gravy
6 biscuits with a 1/2 gallon of honey
1 gallon of whole milk


Once in locker room:

1 dozen crispy creme glazed donuts
2 large pizzas - one supreme, one topped with fried chicken, a honey baked ham, and 1 tub of butter
2 slabs of ribs
1 pound of curly fries
4 pounds of tortilla chips
3 jars of queso
1 two foot by 4 foot Carvel ice cream cake
4 packs of Oreos