Tuesday, October 28, 2008

TO and Roy Behind Closed Doors - Week 8

{Inside the Cowboys locker room after the Week 8 win versus Tampa, only TO and Roy Williams remain}

TO: Sobbing while actually sitting inside his locker.

Roy: TO, man what the fuck you doin?

TO: Oh nothing.

Roy: Are you crying? Why the hell you up in your locker like that? We won man, we won!

TO: No, ya'll won.

Roy: Aw, come on bro don't start with this bullshit this week. We won, we are a TEAM!

TO: No we're not.

Roy: Yes we are!

{jumps out of locker up at Roy}

TO: No the FUCK we're not bitch!

Roy: Hey, hey, hey ease up trigger!

TO: No, I'm not going to fucking ease up. If we were a team, you wouldn't have caught that TD today asshole punkass bitchdick bitch!

Roy: Man you are one fucked up mothafucka you know that?

TO: Yeah! Well, that's what happens when you lose your star status. I was a goddamn star Roy, a goddamn motherfucking star! Until, you came along that is...

{TO slides a boot knife out of his Jerry Jones signature edition rattlesnake skin cowboy boots, a bottle of sleeping pills falls to the floor}

Roy: TO put that shit down man. Whatcha gon do with dat anyway?

TO: What I'm gone do? WHAT I'M GONE DO FAIRY BOY? I'M GONE FUCK YOU UP WHAT I'M GONE DO!!!!!

Roy: Whoa, whoa, whoa muthafucka! Hey man is that sleeping pills that just fell out yo boot?

{TO turns around to put the pills away, turns back around....Roy is gone. TO faintly here's someone saying, "I'm the gotdamn star now biotch!!}

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