dAndy's Own Exclusive - TMA Call - Peyton and Eli - Week 6

We here in dAndyville, excuse me, I here in dAndyville have obtained exclusive rights to the phone call made between Peyton Manning and Eli Manning every Tuesday AM after all the football for the week is over. Here's what's shaking for week 6.



{ring, ring}

Eli: Hi there, you have reached the Manning residence. Sorry we aren't available to take your call right now, but please leave a message and we'll get back to you. BEEP

Peyton: Hey Eli, it's Peyton, gimme a call when you...

Eli : {laughing hysterically} Did I get you?

Peyton: Huh?

Eli: I got you didn't I, bro? You thought it was my answering machine when it was really me the whole time. Hahaha, that's so much fun!

Peyton: Yeah, you got me little bro. So what's shakin man?

Eli: Not much . We lost big time. What about you?

Peyton: Well, man I had the game I have been wanting to have finally. We blew out Baltimore big time. I threw for almost 3 hunny and 3 TDs. That was the real PeyPey out there boy lemme tell ya. Did you see the game since you weren't playing?

Eli: Yeah I watched it.

Peyton: Well, what ya think man? Did I do good or what? Me and Marv got in synch. He caught a couple TDs.

Eli: I have a question for you bro.

Peyton: What's that little bro?

Eli: I kept seeing something during the game that caught my eye. Your field is that fake grass stuff right?

Peyton: Yep, it's the latest in the top of the line artificial turf.

Eli: Well, how come I could see dirt flying up when people were running and stuff?

Peyton: It's fake dirt man.

Eli: What? You guys have fake dirt!!

Peyton: Yep fake dirt! So anyway I think I've found my groove again. Peyton Manning is back on track.

Eli: So this fake dirt stuff, do you get dirty from it?

Peyton: No, you don't get dirty it's fake.

Eli: Well, it must not be top of the line then because if it was really high quality fake dirt wouldn't it get you dirty?

Peyton: Dude, it's the best fake dirt there is. I'm hoping to carry this momentum into Green Bay next week. I love playing there now that Favre is gone. He was always so intimidating.

Eli: So it doesn't get you dirty, that's weird. What does it feel like?

Peyton: Man, it feels like dirt. Let's just talk some football.

Eli: Sorry man, but this fake dirt is intriguing. {grins because he used such a big word} So is it like little balls of fake dirt, or is it like little flakes, or is it like little cubes? Is it squishy or hard?

Peyton: Man, all I ever want to do is talk football with my little bro and you talk about some stupid shit Eli. When are you gonna grow up and be mature like me?

Eli: Hey bro.

Peyton: Yeah.

Eli: Do you think you could sneak some fake dirt in a bag and mail it to me?

Peyton: Screw you Eli!!! {hangs up}

dAndy's Own Exclusive - TMA Call - Peyton and Eli - Week 5

We here in dAndyville, excuse me, I here in dAndyville have obtained exclusive rights to the phone call made between Peyton Manning and Eli Manning every Tuesday AM after all the football for the week is over. There were some technical hurdles to jump through with this being the first week so this is a little late. I hope to be more timely on this in the future, so look for this again come Tuesday or 3 weeks from now, who knows. Either way here it is in all it's glory.



{phone rings}

Eli: Yello.

Peyton: Hey bro, it's Peyton.

Eli: What up brozilla?
Peyton: Just checking in man, seeing how things are going.

Eli: Good we won again. {licks the center out of an Oreo}

Peyton: yeah, us too. It was a crazy game. We pulled out another last minute win we shouldn't have got. Did you see any highlights?

Eli: Man I'm glad we did those Oreo commercials. I love Oreos.

Peyton: Yeah me too. Did you see any highlights on ESPN?

Eli: Dude, which is your favorite Oreo? I like the ones with white chocolate on the outside the best, but it is harder to get to the creamy white center first.

Peyton: Dude, can we talk about some football here or what?

Eli: Yeah sure bro, but I think I just discovered the best way to get to the creamy white center of a white chocolate Oreo. What you do is nibble off the hard chocolate outside a little bit at a time and when you're done you have a regular Oreo left. So it's like you get all that crunchy white chocolate for free.

Peyton: bro, you are kidding me right? Let's talk about the NFL brah!

Eli: Bro, lose the tude we can talk football. I just get so excited about how great these darn Oreos are that's all.

Peyton: OK man, it's cool. So anyway we pretty much got our butts beat by Houston and then got super lucky and won it at then end. You old bro put on a little show. Did you see the hit Rosenfels took. It was totally awesome!

Eli: Dude, they have Oreos with peanut butter and chocolate cream. Can you believe it?

Peyton: Screw it Eli I'm calling dad.

{ring, ring, ring}

Archie: Pap Bear manning here.

Peyton: Hey Dad it's PeyPey.

Archie: Hey bud, what's up?

Peyton: Just checking in, wanted to talk about some football with you Pops.

Archie: 10-4 little buddy. Hey, have you tried the new mint cream Oreos yet?

Peyton: Fuck me! {hang up}