Fantastical Report - Week 10

Well, well, well, dAndy done clinched a playoff spot! Had my best week of the year points wise in Week 10 even though I had some yuge let downs in performance and decision making. Either way I'm in 2nd spot with an 8-2 record.

I made a bonehead move last week and picked up Derek Anderson last Monday only to find out hours later that Brady Quinn was going to be the one shoving fingers up the center's ass in Cleveland. In that sense of panic I grabbed Flacco. Then late Friday dude dropped Kyle Orton, aka Neckbeard, aka Tony Eury Sr, so I dropped Flacco for him. I should have been more patient and kept Flacco for the week and played him over C Penn, but I can live with that. Hopefully Orton comes back with a bang and brings some game to what has been yet another year of shattyness from the QB spot in dAndyville as I get ready for a playoff run!

As for the let downs Andre Johnson didn't do much and Chris Johnson got shut the fuck down. I should have played DeSean Jackson instead of Andre no doubt! Chad Pennington had a typical day of almost putting up some big numbers. The Jags D had a respectful day in Detroit and Scobee was solid.

As for bitches blowing up I had Brandon Marshall and his late TD, Purple Jesus and his day of domination, Kellen and his staphtastic testicles had a big game as well. My pick up of the week....Mewelde fuckin Moore baby!!

So my projection for week 11 is a little low. Don't know if Orton is worth a shot if he does go (he says his chance of playing is good) with C Penn facing a horrible horrible Oakland team (Wildcat formation will be in for 6-8 plays I'm guessing). RB wise I'll leave Purple Jesus in for sure then it's a toss up for the other RB slot and flex slot. Options are DeSean, Chris Johnson (vs Jags at home), Willie "I might play this week" Parker or Mewelde vs San Diego, I've also got Slaton (vs Ind) riding some pine too. The WR slots look sharp with Andre Johnson and B Marsh. K Low will stay at TE and Scobee will hopefully bang in multiple FGs against the Titans. My gamble of the week....I picked up Arizona's defense last night before the game. They face a shitty Seahawks team that should have broken down QB Hasselbeck taking snaps. Pick 6 all day baby!

As always your comments/suggestions are appreciated! Good luck this week fuckers!