Let me just start off by saying that I fucking hate fantasy football, I SERIOUSLY MEAN IT THIS TIME TOO!
Yesterday started out great for me and the TellMeHowMyAssTaste! fantasy team. I had big production from everybody in the early games. dAndy was kicking ass and taking names baby. I had the high score going on, the sun was shining, birds were singing, a nice breeze was coming in off the ocean, the one team ahead of me in the rankings was struggling, I was on the way to being the number one team in the league. Adrian Peterson lit it up with 139 yds and a TD. Chris Johnson also did killer with 161 total yds and a TD. Andre Johnson delivered with 62 yds and a TD. While they got beat again, the Jags D scored nice points as well and Scobee delivered a solid points day for a kicker. Hells yeah baby, dAndy be busting shit up and has a healthy lead!
Then the 4 o'clock games start kicking. I've got Pennington, Brandon Marshall, and DeSean Jackson on the field. A group of stars that can surely deliver at least 15-20 points between them. What did they do for me? How about not a fuckin thing!!!!!! Pennington got me 4 points, B Marsh got 1 and DeSean got 3.....FUCK ME!!!!
So I am only up by 10 points, no players remaining and NUMNUTZ has Clinton Portis tonight. I usually am the optimist going in to these situations, but for some reason I can't do that today. Maybe it's because that happy bullshit never fucking works! I hate this shit!!
And one more thing. I mentioned before how I keep winning while not scoring a lot of points. This week I am one point shy of having the highest total in the league and what happens? This bullshit happens. Fuck it, I'm joining a fantasy table tennis league right now!!
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You need El Cumslinger on your team. Either you'll win every game in a blowout or you'll have a stroke screaming at him for throwing another goddamn INT.
Ain't it great???
I just might pick him up. I dropped Cassel and picked up horseballs yesterday only to find out Quinn is in. I've got Pennington now and I'll drop Anderson for sure, but I can't decide if I'm going to grab Quinn (wait that didn't sound right) or just pick up another defense.
pick up Grossman, who else is available?
Shit, I didn't even think about him. An unpredictable fucker he is! Bulger's out there along with some other shabby fellas. Cassel, Frerotte, JT O', Flacco, Thigpen, Fitzpatrick, Orlovsky to name a few. I'm liking the Rex call though. Question is if I pick him up do I start him over Pennington? Rex (I've got somethig to prove so I'll choke on a dick) Grossman vs. Tennessee or C Penn vs. Seattle. Oh fun times!!!
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It sounds crazy, but depending on the match-up Frerotte or Flacco might not be bad pick ups
Gus vs GB and Joe at HOU. Damnit man you had me sold on the hiding Rex Grossman. Culpepper it is!
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