With the pre-season coming to an end and super sweaty two-a-days behind the players a thought struck me. From where it came I have no clue, but here it is. "Jock Itch" is played to the tune of Natalie Cole's, "Miss You Like Crazy."
I itch you like crazy,
I itch you like crazy.
There's so many things I want to do,
but there's just no getting over you.
I itch you like crazy,
I itch you like crazy.
And every time I get a chance,
I'm itching you down in my pants!
I itch you like crazy,
I itch you like crazy.
Let's take this itching down a notch,
So I can get my hands from round my crotch.
I itch you like crazy,
I itch you like crazy.
I just wish you would go away from me
cuz I'm contemplating being a sack amputee.
I itch you like crazy,
I itch you like crazy.
Just when I think this is finally gonna end,
I give you a scratch and it starts all over again!
For some NASCAR jing-a-lings I did check out Black Flagged Online, there's some great stuff over there!
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