tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37762708794118370672011-04-21T23:29:25.567-04:00A look at sports and what not from a regular guy's point of view.dAndy ManCandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09957071925795252023noreply@blogger.comBlogger581100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3776270879411837067.post-57343147886708158982009-04-07T02:03:00.008-04:002009-04-07T03:10:09.452-04:00

Ahh, the National Championship of College Basketball. Pretty much boring unless you hung on to the hope that the Spartans could actually come back. I did and sat through the whole slaughter house of a game. Here are few thoughts and observations from tonight.....Magic Johnson looked like he could suit up and handle bitness. Larry Bird looked dead. So basically AIDS medicine is a fountain of youth

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Queue, the Eurythmics or Marilyn Manson, whatever floats your boat. Basically, I rarely ever ever have any dreams that I remember. The chances of me having a good dream, and by good I mean a threesome with some 18 year old swedish twins, are about as good as the Detroit Lions winning the super bowl in the 2009 season. So, go ahead, call your bookie and place your bets for Detroit to win it all

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I guess Fred Taylor really liked this place. Reports have it that Fred got choked up at a recent speech this past Monday at a Rotary Club send-off. More at Laddy McFaddy. Hopefully he'll kick ass in New England, get a ring, then come back and retire a Jag.

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Here's a little something something for ya.....Mike Vick may have written an auto-biography in jail. Check out Yahoo's Shutdown Corner. I can't wait to get my hands on that. I'll put it one the shelf right next to Men With Balls.There is always funny with fail. Check out the Fail Blog.The Jackass List has a post on a UFC fighter who turned to the streets at a young age after his dad ate his

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If I see another fucking pop up add for Fantasy Baseball @ CBS Sports got damn com I swear I'll....... Fuck it, what am I going to do turn off the interwebs? I didn't turn it off just yet because I want you to read this dumb ass blog first, but when you are done if you'll kindly let me know via the comments then I'll shut the internets down until after registration is closed for fantasy

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I created a group so I could do this all by myself and acutaly win a group for once, but if you are willing to fuck that up then by all means join. Winner gets exclusive access to my blog free of charge!dAndy's Own - Group ID - 157965, Password - dandy45http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/group/157965

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Actual shit coming soon!

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Dear Romeo Crenel,Hi, my name is dAndy and I just wanted to let you know that I am one of your biggest fans. No, not size wise like a man of your stature, but I just really appreciate your coaching abilities and talents. Nope, I am not a loyal Browns fan either, but tonight I wish you and your team nothing but the best. You see coach, I play fantasy football as many of your fans do and right

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So, I have decided to take the epic journey of growing a beard for the winter. I'm about 3 weeks in and after tossing around some design options I took my search to the interwebs and found some great shit! Check out these links....http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/http://www.akbeardclub.com/judgingcatergori.htmlhttp://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&q=crazy+beardsSo, should I

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I stumbled across some dumb shit this morning that I thought I would share and no, I'm not anywhere close to being Emo!My emo band's name is Sunnyday Immaculate Application.Take The Emo Band Name Generator today!Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

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Well, I fucking blew up big time this week. I broke 100 pts for the 1st time this season in what is one fucked up league for scoring points. Me busting up 108 points is the great news. Now for the bad news......the dude I played busted out the high score of the week and the season at 135. So essentially I could have beaten the shit out of everybody in the league but this guy. It's all good

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First off I would like to say that last night's MNF game was the most enjoyable for me in quite some time. Nope, it had nothing to do with the quality of the game. It had to do with the fact that it didn't fucking matter one little eency bit! I had my fantasy victory secured after Sunday night's game. Now on to how I won this week, moved to 10-2, held on to the #1 spot, and why I'm a lucky

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So this past Monday I told loyal commenter Upstate Underdog that Marshawn Lynch would get him the victory in fantasy this week. Then out of nowhere I told him that he would score a TD on a pass in the 2nd quarter. Doubt me? Then check it out! Needless to say I hit the nail on the fuckin head. So this made me realize that maybe I have a gift, a gift from who the fuck knows where, but netherless a

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Well, what a fucktastic week for me in fantasy. After much debate I benched Mewelde and Willie P and played Slaton. That along with picking up and playing Tyler Thigpen were my moves of the week and the only reason I even have a chance of still winning. Pretty much every other player I had shat their pants. Andre Johnson - 55 yds NO TD, B Marsh - 89 yds NO TD, Chris Johnson - 88 total yds NO TD,

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....I'm going to the UF vs SC game Saturday. If you need to find me I'll be wearing an orange or blue shirt. Not sure which one yet, but I shouldn't be hard to find.GO GATORS!!!!

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Well, well, well, dAndy done clinched a playoff spot! Had my best week of the year points wise in Week 10 even though I had some yuge let downs in performance and decision making. Either way I'm in 2nd spot with an 8-2 record.I made a bonehead move last week and picked up Derek Anderson last Monday only to find out hours later that Brady Quinn was going to be the one shoving fingers up the

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Ladies and gentleman I am pleased to announce that I made the right fucking call and picked up Kellen Winslow and his staphtasically infected testicles this week. Also had Brandon Marshall in last night's game as well. So, in this ridiculously low scoring set up I got 25 points out of those two bitches. I was already predicted to have high score of the week based on projections and these two

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Man, usually don't fall for the infomercials ever since the set it and forget it rotisserie came out, but man this fucking sham wow thing is starting to get to me. I mean, this shit is absolutely frickin amazing. Maybe it's the guy just selling the shit out of it or maybe it's just me, but I can think of so many times in life where the sham wow would have been muthafuckin perrrrfect! For starters

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Let me just start off by saying that I fucking hate fantasy football, I SERIOUSLY MEAN IT THIS TIME TOO! Yesterday started out great for me and the TellMeHowMyAssTaste! fantasy team. I had big production from everybody in the early games. dAndy was kicking ass and taking names baby. I had the high score going on, the sun was shining, birds were singing, a nice breeze was coming in off the

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{Inside the Cowboys locker room after the Week 8 win versus Tampa, only TO and Roy Williams remain}TO: Sobbing while actually sitting inside his locker.Roy: TO, man what the fuck you doin?TO: Oh nothing.Roy: Are you crying? Why the hell you up in your locker like that? We won man, we won!TO: No, ya'll won.Roy: Aw, come on bro don't start with this bullshit this week. We won, we are a TEAM!TO: No

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So, I pulled out another win this week. How? I don't fuckin know. I had the third lowest score in the league this week and luckily I played the guy with the second lowest. I won 60 to 45. It's pretty much been my theme all year as expressed by my tied for first place record of 6-2, yet I am 96 points behind the guy I am tied with record wise. I have the 7th lowest total points for the

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I need some help fellas. Basically I don't want to give up anyone on my bench right now. I've got a little bye week action affecting my team, so I need a W/R slot filled. I could throw Roy Williams in there from the bench and be set, but I am not confident that he will produce. I have some options out there in free agency. One being Freddy Taylor which is a plus since I am a Jag fan, along

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{Inside the Cowboys locker room after a Tuesday afternoon practice. Only TO and Roy Williams remain.} TO: Roy, I just need to let you know that I really appreciate what you did out there this last week man. Roy: What? TO: Well, you know, after our little "talk" last week I wasn't feelin you feelin me, and you know I love me some me and I wasn't sure that you was loving you some me after we was

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I thought it was only fitting that I do Matt "Mangnum PI Stache" Jones with his impending doom impending as we speak or type or blog or wtf ever you wanna call it. afpBreakfast: 2 lines of pure Columbian Heaven, 3 red bullsMid-Day Snack: 1 line of Florida snow, snickers bar, 1 red gatoradeLunch: 1 Panama red fatty laced with Star-Spangled Powder (only so he’ll be hungry for pre-game), 1

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We here in dAndyville, excuse me, I here in dAndyville have obtained exclusive rights to the phone call made between Peyton Manning and Eli Manning every Tuesday AM after all the football for the week is over. Here's what's shaking for week 6.{ring ring, ring ring}Eli: Sorry man, but I’m not home, but I’ll be back before to long so wait for the beep. You gotta leave your name, you gotta leave

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I instantly became of fan of FX earlier this year because I saw It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for the 1st time. I love that fuckin show! So this week, they advertise this shit out of this show called Testees coming on after Sunny. I of course checked it out while flipping back and forth to the game in which the Boston assholes came back on the now headed to the World Series Rays. Let me tell

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Not a bad week for me I guess. I'm knotted up with my opponent at 80 pts each. He's done for the week and I have Brandon Marshall playing tonight. Please don't fuck me B Marsh. If all goes as planned I'll move up to 3rd in the league sitting pretty for a march to the top. Again, don't fuck me B Marsh. Just make it easy on me and score a TD on the 1st possession and then keep on trucking to

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OK, so I rarely watch baseball because under normal circumstances it bores the shit out of me (What? Is that a problem? Go pluck some hairs out of your ass then!). I’m tuned in to last night’s game between the Rays and Red Sox however, and man this is some wild shit! It has been weird because even when Tampa was big time ahead you just never got the feeling the game was over. Right now as I am

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QB - Derek Anderson or Chad PenningtonWRs - I only have 3, could sit one and play another RB - Brandon Marshall, Andre Johnson, Roy WilliamsRBs - Could play 3 - See WRs for flexability - Adrian Peterson, Chris Johnson, Steve Slaton, Willie (has a boo boo and looks doubtful) ParkerMy TE, DEF, and K are locked in unless I pick up somebody else - Kellen Winslow and his pet gerbil that got lost last

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{at a public press conference}Roy : I'm really excited to be playing for the Cowboys and working the field along with TO. It's going to be fun.TO: I'm glad to have Roy here. He is a great addition to our team and should help us reach our ultimate goals. God bless you all and thanks to God for a guy like Roy here in Dallas.{press conference ends and only TO and Roy are left there}TO: Listen bitch

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Breakfast:1 dozen eggs fried in bacon grease2 pounds of thick country style bacon6 biscuits and gravy14 pancakes3 wafflesa fifth of syrup1 loaf of white toast6 sticks of butter - straight up1 half gallon of OJ1 half gallon of whole milkLunch:How ever many all you can eat Chinese buffets he passes on the way to the stadium.Pre Game:4 pounds of chicken, beef, pork, and steak alfredo2 loaves of

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We here in dAndyville, excuse me, I here in dAndyville have obtained exclusive rights to the phone call made between Peyton Manning and Eli Manning every Tuesday AM after all the football for the week is over. Here's what's shaking for week 6.{ring, ring}Eli: Hi there, you have reached the Manning residence. Sorry we aren't available to take your call right now, but please leave a message and

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My fantasy team finally showed up this week and the shopping spree I went on paid off. I'm probably jinxing myself writing that I won this week when it's not officially over yet, but I am rather confident that my 45 point lead won't be surpassed by my opponent's only remaining player, Eli "The Oreo lover" Manning. Let's kick it off with some QB action. I started Chad Pennington, or C. Pen as

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dAndy haz had very very very good veek diz veek. It appearz zat heez recommended treatments haz zerved zer purpose and dAndy haz been able to overcome zee negative criticizm zurrounding heez blog. dAndy's confidenze haz been reeztablizhed and he zhould be pozting many many many more timez very very very zoon. I zhall remain to keep cloze eyez on heem to enzure he remainz on heez ztraight path

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We here in dAndyville, excuse me, I here in dAndyville have obtained exclusive rights to the phone call made between Peyton Manning and Eli Manning every Tuesday AM after all the football for the week is over. There were some technical hurdles to jump through with this being the first week so this is a little late. I hope to be more timely on this in the future, so look for this again come

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PJ doinked me hard last night. Thanks for shattering my far fetched dreams of winning in fantasy this week with your stellar 32 yds on 21 carries performance againts the Saints you ass muncher!var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/

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I hate fantasy football. Yeah, that's right I fuckin hate it. I know, I know, I just said a week or so ago how much I love fantasy, but now I wish the poindexter with no athletic ability whatsoever that satisfied his lifelong dreams of stepping on the field by deciding to have a game in which he lives vicariously through a roster of players that actually are on the field would have just ended

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Holy shit! I just stumbled across something mag-fuckin-nificent. It's a lingerie football league. Check it out from With Leather.

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Hello zer. My name iz Dr. Cindamind, and I am dAndy'z pzychiatrizt. Today I'mz goingz to take you along vit me for an increeeedible journey inzide to zee inner vorkingz of his vittle brain. Thiz veek dAndy haz had hard time dealing vit zee deprezzion regarding zee commentz zat were directed at zee quality of hiz weblog or blog az you americanized peoplez zo call it. Zee hate inzpired commentz

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I received some life changing information today! Apparently there are significantly more people viewing this here little blog than I was aware of. Just as I am thinking there were only like four people that even look at dAndy's Own I found out there are like four more people that look at this. So yeah, I just found out that my viewership is at least double that of what I expected. Oh yeah, look

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I loosely follow MMA, mostly WEC on versus and the occasional UFC bout. I'm definitely looking forward to the Kimbo vs Shamrock action on October the 4th. I just need someone to tell me why the fuck I haven't heard or seen of this chick yet??? She is smoking hot NO DOUBT and she was an American Gladiator!!!

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Ok, I believe it's safe to assume that pretty much everybody hates the MNF commentators, IE this blog article from Doc Holliday. Along with the annoying commentary belies a much bigger problem for me. That problem is Tony Kornholer's hair!!!!Yeah, it's abso-fuckin-lutely fucktastic to say the LEAST. I tried to find an image of it, but had no luck at all. Maybe it's because every camera that tried

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I dropped a big ass hog this past weekend. There wasn't a scale at the camp, but minimum guess is over 300 lbs. One of the guys thought it could be 400 lbs. Check him out. Old dude had tusks and everything.

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Done. I am fucking done!! I was able to have yet another lackluster day of performance from my so called "STUD" performers in fantasy. Basically my QBs suck balls. I need to be in a fantasy league that gives points to the QB for each succesful snap he takes. Seriously, that's how bad I need points. Dude - "How'd you do in fantasy dAndy?"Me - "f'n great man. Matt Cassel took like 72

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I thought it would only be fitting with the Florida vs. Tennessee game approaching this weekend that I would share what is probably the greatest College Football experience I have ever had. Well, I'll tell you what, I'll call this solid Top 3 action. I've got another one in store for Florida/Georgia as well, but I'll save that for late October.If you are looking for a great story with details

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Man, I am loving Hispanic Heritage month so far. We start off with all of the senoritas in the MNF pregame which was OK. It added a little flavor to the celebration of my Week 2 fantasy win thanks to Witten not catching a TD. However, what has sold the deal for me is the Sportscenter break ins by ESPN Deportes host, Adriana Monsalve. Man this chick is smoking hot. Nothing like hearing some

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I fucking pulled it off. Thank you Mr. Jason Witten and Mr. Tony Romo for only scaring the shit of me by letting him catch 7 balls for 110 yards and ZERO TD's. Even though I had a shitty week I still won by 3. 2-0 so far let's see what week 3 has in store. Did I mention how much I love fantasy football?

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I hate this shit. How can only one of my fantasy players get a TD? No seriously, how does this shit happen? Adrian Peterson gets 160 yds on the ground and 20 via air and no TDs. That along with the solid performances from Willie P, Chris Johnson and Matt Cassel and the only fucking TD I get comes from Brandon Marshall. The scoop....I am up by 8, my opponent has Jason Witten tonight. I hope he

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Last week watching football was fan-fuckin-tastical, especially when you are watching the game with two other dudes that are in the same fantasy league as you and even more so when you are playing one of them that week. It was some amazingly entertaining shit! Pretty much every play of every game could affect you in some way. However, I realized there is one play in football that doesn't really

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Yep, I went to the game in Gainesville last week. And from what I remember I had a great fuckin time. Let's see...I remember riding down there. I remember getting there. I remember it being hot as fuck. I remember drinking a lot. I remember seeing the College Gameday bus. I remember the Gators won. I remember traffic blows. I remember some bar we went in after the game. And then I

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Ok, so week one is did and damn it if I am not the number one team in my league. I can see the prize money dangling in front of me, but shit there is a hole lotta season left. I pretty much dominated my oponent (won by 21) even after a lackluster performance from Hasselback (actually downright shitty is more like it). All I can say is Willle Parker is my fuckin hero of the week. Oh yeah and

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OK, so the draft went down last night and my team is sot. Some REALLY bright spots and some REALLY BIG question marks. Not sure whether to go ahead and trade for the cream of the crop leftovers or let it ride. My brain is going a gazillion miles an hour and after the NFL.com fantasy football preview guide sat untouched on my desk for a month now I'm flipping the pages so fast it looks like one

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That pretty much says it all. I wore out my previous channel button on the DirectTV remote this weekend no doubt. It was all good. Last night's game was instant classic material if you ask me. What about the intro ESPN provided just before the game last night? Absofuckinlutley awesome. I had goosebumps watching that shit! So what was the best of the 1st week of college football? Lemme know!

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I've been to a few races here and there over the years. Several Daytona 500s and 400s which includes the Firecracker 400s from back in the day. One was the July race in 1990 when like 25 cars crashed right in front of me in turn 1 on the 1st or 2nd lap. I had chunks and flakes of rubber from the tires falling all over me. I can still vividly remember "The King" riding back to the garage on the

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I missed the race last Saturday night due to being in the middle of the woods hunting some whitetail (take that however you want), but just seeing the highlights got me stoked. Someone finally steps up and returns the favor to Kry Busch, and it had to happen at Bristol of course. The backflipping "Cousin" Carl Edwards gave Kyle Busch a dose of his own medicine and apparently Ky had a hard time

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With the pre-season coming to an end and super sweaty two-a-days behind the players a thought struck me. From where it came I have no clue, but here it is. "Jock Itch" is played to the tune of Natalie Cole's, "Miss You Like Crazy."I itch you like crazy,I itch you like crazy.There's so many things I want to do,but there's just no getting over you.I itch you like crazy,I itch you like crazy.And

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OK, we've got a pair of 23 year olds that are absolutely on top of their game right now. They are both dominating their sports in an unbelievable fashion. On a frickin tear if you must. Kyle pisses most NASCAR fans off (unless you count the thousands that are sliding his way everyday due to the wins and bad attitude [which is great for the sport no doubt about it]) and Michael Phelps is the

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Dude, I have been a huge fan of the Olympics thus far, but last night the Versus network delivered exactly what I needed to see, the classic fight flick, Bloodsport. It was the perfect breakaway from the always glued to the tube action of the Olympics that was on a slight let down for me. When the greatest swimmer ever, Michael Phelps of course, locked down gold #8 my interest dropped an eency

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